It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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