Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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