We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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