Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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