went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
