just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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