And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
