he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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