is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
