Dual....:-)
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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