It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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