i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
last night I used snow as a chaser
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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