As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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