VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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