So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm really busy with my period
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