Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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