butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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