I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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