He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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