can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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