I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
