Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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