mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is Oprah even human
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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