I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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