ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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