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At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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