So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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