thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
