Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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