thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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