No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
