You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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