Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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