I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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