Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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