The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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