Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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