your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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