Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
