Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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