I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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