Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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