Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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