I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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