i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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