I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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