Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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