lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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