Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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