D3 body, D1 cock
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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