8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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